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🗓️ 16 June 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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This week’s hometowns include historical knowledge and an emu trying to pants grandma.
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0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
0:29.5 | Hello and welcome to my favorite murder. The minisodes. We read you your stories. Do you want to hear one? |
0:55.2 | You go first. This is an 80s latchkey kid story and it just goes right into it. It says, I just listened to Gillian's latchkey kid story, and I have one of my own. As a latchkey kid, I was always reminded to never answer the door for anyone. One day while my parents were out, one was at work, the other was car shopping. I was home alone when some men came to the door and started knocking. I looked out my curtain, saw a car I didn't recognize, |
1:00.2 | and knew I shouldn't answer the door. The knocking grew louder and louder and became intense banging until they finally just broke the door down. I was, of course, terrified and not sure what to do. |
1:07.5 | I could hear them downstairs rifling through things, and when I heard them start to come up |
1:11.5 | the stairs, I quickly hid under the bed. One of them came in my room, and I don't really know why he |
1:17.7 | came to my bedside, but I was sure the thunderous sound of my heart beating when that man's dirty |
1:23.1 | steel-toed boots were standing inches from my face would give me away. He finally left my room |
1:29.1 | and my dumb brain said, you should try to see what he looks like for the police. So I crept onto my |
1:35.5 | bed as he was going the opposite direction down the hall and rounded the corner to the stairs. How he did not |
1:41.7 | see me, I don't know, and I wasn't able to get a good look at his facial |
1:45.4 | features either. I crawled back under the bed and waited for them to leave. Finally, they left, |
1:50.8 | and because call 911 in an emergency had not yet been drilled into my brain, I called the neighbor |
1:56.6 | who then called the police. You would think this was bad enough, but upon my return to school, I got the dreaded, take this to the office for me, directive. |
2:05.1 | And I knew full well that my classmates were being talked to about me and the incident. |
2:10.3 | What? |
2:11.3 | And then in parentheses, it just says, why did schools do this kind of bullshit anyway? |
2:14.8 | That's weird. |
2:15.9 | It says, thank you Butte Creek Elementary School |
2:19.0 | for giving my tormentors the ammunition that made my life hell from that moment on. The next line |
2:24.1 | says, I was 11. I struggled with intense nightmares for 20 plus years until I started letting |
2:29.7 | my dogs sleep with me. And you would be surprised by the number of grown-ass adults who to this |
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