This is exactly right.

Here's the 별로.

Welcome to my favorite murder!

The Mini Swords!

That's right, the mini-sode period of your life.

This is the era where we read you your emails

and then this generation where you write them in,

if you have them.

It's the season of your life

where you should write in a mini-sode

and we'll read it to you.

So many have, we're about to give you some examples.

That's right, you wanna go first?

Let's do it.

The subject line of this email is,

how I lost my murder in a card.

And then it says, hi, no witty greeting, sorry.

I work at a large hospital system in Southwest Virginia.

I hate to park in a large parking garage

because spaces are too close and assholes can't park.

So I was walking in my car

which was parked in the nearby overflow gravel lot

...