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Mexico Illegal immigration caravan may cross the border; corruption in the White House

Mark Simone

Mark Simone

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4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0

We got a lot to get to today. We got, oh, we got to talk about Sinclair broadcasting. That's hysterical.

0:06.3

Watching these liberals go insane. That's, oh, there could be a biased news network. Who ever heard of that?

0:13.1

We'll get to President Trump. We'll get to this caravan of invaders heading here.

0:19.1

We'll get to Roseanne. Twenty-five million. The number of viewers keeps

0:22.6

rising. People watching it on Hulu and T-Boeing it and all that stuff. 25 million for

0:30.1

Roseanne. It's on again tonight. Don't forget to watch tonight. We'll get to Jeff Bezos

0:34.1

and we'll get to the tech crash and all sorts of stuff coming up.

0:38.3

There is a caravan heading here of originally was 1,000.

0:42.2

Now they're talking 1,500 illegals that are going to attempt an illegal crossing of the border.

0:49.8

And it's all a big political theatrical stunt by Mexico and others trying to test us.

0:57.7

And I think the president should send the military to stop that caravan.

1:01.6

Really?

1:02.0

It's been done before when Cuba used to do that with those boat lifts.

1:05.7

Remember, even Bill Clinton did a couple times.

1:08.2

He sent the Coast Guard to stop them in the water and turn them around.

1:12.3

I think we should do that.

1:13.7

Shoot them?

1:14.7

If you have to.

1:17.0

If you have to.

1:17.8

What's what Mexico does when somebody comes across their border illegally.

1:20.8

They just shoot you down.

1:22.0

You don't have to shoot them.

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