Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones. I'm Ardol Turv. I don't know why I say that like Oprah. It's a marital tour of the skydend medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. I got really excited because I thought maybe I was doing a show with Oprah for a second.

Yes. And then I remember it's you.

I hope I have many similarities. But the number one is that we both have our own cable network.

Number two is we do intros the same way.

Ah, where is this cable network?

Where is it? Did I do I get to know about it? What do you put on it?

It's actually programming. It's spike. That's not true.

I own spike. It went under I own. I own CNBC.

You know it's sad because if you know the way to impress me would be if you owned HGTV.

That's true. Or food network.

Oh yeah. Sorry, I own spike. But if you want to watch like bar rescue or something, I've got you.

The bar rescue guy and I are like best friends unless he's usually problematic in which case I don't know him.

I am totally neutral about that. I have never watched the show. I'm aware it exists.

Yeah. These are the statements I will make about that.

Listen, we've gotten horribly off track even for us extremely early.

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