Hello, it's Guy Montgomery and Tim Bat here, and you find us live at 321 Queen Street outside the classic comedy club in Auckland, New Zealand. We're sort of live in the sense that we're alive. Yeah. But we're not dead, but we're not, this isn't live. No, I mean, this is. No part of this is live. This is, no. It's kind of the opposite of live. There's so many circumstances where you can say, isn't live. No, I mean, this is... This is... This is... It's kind of the opposite of live.

There's so many circumstances where you can say, we're live. No. And you'll be right. This is happening in real time. Therefore, it's live. Okay. It's generally not what that word means, but... People... It's a, you know, some people pronounce it live, for instance.

So it's open to interpretation.

Okay.

I'm not going to argue with your fucking captain deletes.

You tell you this conversation. It's a, you know, some people pronounce it live, for instance. So it's open to interpretation.

Okay.

I'm not going to argue with your fucking captain deleter.

You tell me this conversation isn't happening right now?

You're telling me we're not arguing right now?

Professor words.

Yeah.

I need to think of a good little.

Call me Professor Time Continuum.

We're live outside the classic comedy club in Auckland, New Zealand,

and you'll notice we are suited, booted and holding microphones.

Tim, tell me a little bit about why we are here.

We have made a big decision as a couple.

That's right.

Because sometimes when two men love each other very much,

they decide that they're going to move into the only full-time comedy club

that exists in New Zealand's largest city, Tamaki Makoto,

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