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Lights out.

Everybody. It is later that you think.

Lights out brings you stories of the supernatural and the supernormal

and the supernormal, dramatizing the fantasies and the mysteries of the unknown.

We tell you this frankly, so if you wish to avoid the excitement and tension of these imaginative plays,

we urge you calmly but sincerely

to turn off your radio now.

My name, Arch Oberler.

Tonight, a story I enjoyed writing for you because, well, frightening as the thought may be,

it could happen.

And furthermore, I might speak frankly, my dear Diane.

The basic thing wrong with woman is her nose. Let's cut it off. Russell, Adam. Then there's a matter of her ears. Look at them. Well? They're too obvious. Cut them off, too. No nose, no ears. A fine art critic you turned out to be. Oh, is this thing odd? Russ Adams, I hate you. I think it's the best piece of sculpture I've ever done.

Egot maniac.

Oh, will you go away?

Not until I tell my wife how much I adore her.

How about stopping the artistic endeavors for the night and romancing with the old man?

Any night.

Come on.

Out of the veranda, there's a room.

Spoken as Professor Russell J. Adams,

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