On this episode of Risk, you'll hear...

The angriest nurses would give me enemas.

And you'll hear...

Showing off my little dick for the first time.

And me, Kevin Allison, on the show where people tell true stories they never thought they dare to share.

All right, folks. This is Dan Z-Tune behind me now,

and we are calling this episode Metamorphosis. Let's start with an especially revealing story by our great friend Michael McFadden.

It's a story we call growth.

I come up for air, but I don't see anyone around me.

There's no other swimmers in the other lanes.

And seven-year-old me starts to panic.

Did I false start?

Did I do something wrong?

So I look over to the deck and I see my coach windmilling his arm frantically towards the end of the pool. And I, okay, I look back behind me and I

see the rest of the kids just struggling, flailing in the water. Oh, oh, oh, I'm ahead. Okay. So I just

start swimming again and I finish the end of the pool. By the end of that

meet, multiple coaches told my parents that I was on track to be one of the fastest swimmers of all

time. You know, I know now that they weren't kidding since the people that I trained with and

raced against for the rest of my youth are now the fastest swimmers of all time.

This was what I started calling my Ferdinand the Bull moment.

If you're not familiar, this was a kid's story from about 100 years ago that I didn't even

know until I was an adult.

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