Metamorphoses: The Grandest Poem
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Ovid's poem of epic length isn't technically and epic. However, it has been undeniably influential upon all forms of art over the past 2,000 years. Which is exactly what Ovid would have wanted because only through art can one cheat death.
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Sources: Bbc.com ‘The 100 Stories That Shaped The World’ by , Theguardian.com, Sparknotes.com, Wikipedia.org, Britannica.com, Litcharts.com, Worldhistory.org ‘Ovid’ by Donald L. Wasson
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| 0:00.0 | Go for it. |
| 0:01.0 | Frigin what up, dude. |
| 0:03.0 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | That's mine. |
| 0:06.0 | Gonna be called History is Night. |
| 0:08.0 | Friggin' what up, dude. |
| 0:23.6 | Welcome to the final history is Dank Epp of 20-20 trace, dude. |
| 0:31.1 | I'm your host Strider Wilson. |
| 0:32.6 | We got Aaron Beasting on the sticks. |
| 0:34.7 | Dude, what's going on, Aaron, dude? |
| 0:35.7 | What up? |
| 0:36.4 | Dude, I'm freaking posted up over here |
| 0:39.4 | right now, dude. Feeling fired up, a few iced teas deep, even though it's pouring rain here in L.A. |
| 0:45.5 | Feeling that winter weather, hopefully everyone had a merry mother fucking Christmas. |
| 0:51.3 | This just got flagged on YouTube. Everyone talking about that. Come at me, YouTube. |
| 0:57.4 | We're not stopping the history from being shared, dude. Let's go. If you want to try and keep it a |
| 1:03.1 | mystery, go ahead. The danktorians are out there. They're finding it. By the way, little solicitous |
| 1:09.4 | up here up top, but it's a great time to live a review |
| 1:11.7 | for the show at the end of the year. Give it, you know, if you feel like that's a five stars, give it. |
| 1:15.2 | If you feel like it's less than five stars, holster it. But, you know, just go ahead and just leave those pause reviews. Share it with a friend. Share it with a loved one. Share it with an enemy. It doesn't matter. Just share it. Have fun. Stay freaking freaking stoked we're getting after it here on history |
| 1:28.4 | is dank and we're talking about you know new years i thought about this i was like you know |
| 1:35.1 | new year's right around the corner last episode it was just christmas yesterday you know hopefully |
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