Metallica Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Honestly, we don't even have to pitch this one. Metallica sucks. There's no such thing as a Metallica fan who hasn't felt screwed over and/or disappointed in this band. Hey, remember when Metallica made the Worst Album Ever? Here's the problem: there are at least 3 separate Metallica albums you could assume that last sentence was about. This band is way past its expiration date and never should've been allowed to exist in the first place. Ripping off less successful bands, treating each other like human excrement, suing their fans... these guys have done it all! Press play on the episode and bask in sweet, sweet truth... before Lars sues us.

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0:00.0	This week on your favorite band Sucks, we will officially be changing the podcast to Metallica
0:16.1	Sucks and we will be doing a 30 part series about how Metallica Sucks, we're going to go
0:22.5	through everything they ever did.
0:24.0	It will take us about 600 hours.
0:27.4	Every episode will be 20 hours long.
0:29.8	Mark's complaining because he saw the outline that I just wrote for the conversation we're
0:33.9	about to have.
0:34.9	And this is going to be a very long episode.
0:37.5	If you're a fan of the podcast, this may be the longest episode that we have ever done.
0:41.8	I think it will be.
0:42.8	We really could do podcast just on Metallica.
0:45.4	There is so much here.
0:47.7	There is so much.
0:48.7	It's so hard to even find a spot to pick up.
0:52.0	Metallica is the actual band that so many people think really might have made.
0:59.5	It's Lou Reed.
1:00.5	The single worst album.
1:03.0	I don't think I have ever listened to the album again.
1:05.6	It's impossible.
1:06.6	Actually, I know for a fact that I have not.
1:08.4	I have skipped through it.
1:09.9	Listen to like 30 seconds ish of every song.
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