My name is Thai French and these are my rants.

Welcome to Tyrants.

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Tiberans. What's on? Tell you're on the words on.

All we are not going on a song.

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Then to tell you guys. to Tyrants. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome back to Tyrantz.

My name is Tyfrenchanies for my France.

Happy Wednesday, happy Hump Day.

Happy first week in May, which means first Monday in May,

which means the Met Gala. We have so much to talk about. First order of

business. I'm so sorry that there was no episode on Friday but let's just

say if you're not following tyrants pod on Instagram

You're only getting half the story okay because I already explained on my

Instagram story is why there was no episode and if you're not a loyal enough tyrant to be following the

tyrants pot Instagram then you don't even deserve an explanation as to why

there wasn't an episode because you clearly don't give a rip about anything that I say,

okay? So let's just leave it at that. Long story short, I, there was some technical difficulties and some you know some maybe audible issues you know with

my surroundings and with termite city and um let's just say long long story short, I'm coming at you live from a new microphone.

Okay, so if I sound just extra, Chris, if I sound extra stunning, if I sound extra gorgeous, yes, here on this beautiful sunny

Wednesday morning.

That is because I'm coming at you live from a new $400 microphone, okay? And I was hoping that it was not in fact a microphone. I hope that I was going to order a new

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