This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's back to work. I know.

I know how awful you feel about it. You've had the bank holiday Monday off. This week's really going to be a funny week. I promise you.

Because you've got to go and vote. You have got to go and vote.

I don't want any of this, Mamby, Pamby, oh, I went out and sport my ballot paper. Just go and vote for

goodness sake. All this clap trap you're reading from third-rate comedians about, oh, no, it won't make any

difference and all this kind of thing. Now he's backtracked on it because that's what he does. And of course his one fan, we only found one Russell Brand fan.

What Russell Brand fan?

It's not easy to say, is it?

Russell Brand fan this morning.

One person, that was it.

Nobody else agreeing with me.

And said, you're not a Russell Brown fan.

Put your hand down.

Or you want to go toilet.

Go toilet then.

All right, you go toilet. Produce a very, very aggressive

this morning. And not the first person to be aggressive, because one of our stories about a celebrity

has proven me right yet again. I don't like to be proven right all the time. Well, actually,

that's not true. I do. I'm generally not wrong. I might sometimes forget a date or something like that, but I'm

generally right on people watching on television because it's my business. Because I interview

people for a living, you have to learn how to read them. So I can tell if somebody comes

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