When I watch reality shows now, it's everyone's very careful. You have to be. With on all aspects. Wait, isn't that crazy? The juxtaposition of going 20 years back, the crazy you are, the more work you get. Mm hmm. Hey guys, episode 220. Sorry if I look a little tired today. I went to go get my yearly, normally I go every six weeks, so I will do a chemical peel and then six weeks get a laser chemical peel and I do all that until sparring.

And I have just been so behind. And then today I went for my laser treatment, but I'm on this antibiotic. And they're like, yeah, we can't do a laser. You'll burn. So since I drove all the way out there, I did a derma plane. I am obsessed with derma plane. It's like, it takes all the peach fuzz off your face. And normally I pair that with a hydrophacial, I love hydrophacials because I'm so dry right now. They were like, girl, you are like so flaky. I was like, I know. So that's what I did today. Wow. So you're behind on your lasers? I am. You should get your behind lasers. Shut up. You guys, I am like a hazard zone. My vagina's a hazard zone right now. What? Little Jeff attacked Big J. That's not true. Yeah. No, that's not what it's from. It could possibly be from it. So I'm on an idiot. Don't give people ideas out there. So I'm on an antibiotic right now. Yeah, but it's not from that. Maybe. What do you mean maybe? Stop putting out ideas. This is how rumors start. What are you saying maybe for? What, women get infections. Yeah, they get infections, but clear up what the infection is. Everybody knows I don't have herpes. Is that what you're getting at? No, I'm not, no, that wasn't exactly what I was saying.

Oh, no, I don't have herpes.

Is that what you mean? No, what did you mean? I mean, I could have a yeast infection. You can have a UTI. You can have something down there. Every woman that listens to this knows what I'm talking about. You don't think it's snappy.

You got snappy with me.

What's with the dude?

And that's what happens and then when something You don't think it's snappy. You got snappy with me. What's with the dude?

And that's what happens and then when something down there is wrong, you don't fit your whole body, you don't feel great. Oh, you're saying from sex you get like a UTI?

Yes, you can get you can get infections from things. It's totally normal Jeff.

All right, I'm just clearing it up. So people are like, Jeff's got a dirty one. I'm the one with the infection. I know, there's, there's, you need to book caution tape around there. Yeah, it's a hazard zone. And I have hemorrhoids if anybody else cares to know. That's kind of what I was getting at. But we didn't know how much information we were releasing. No, I don't care if people know. I got hemorrhoids because from, she told me it's probably from the diarrhea. Anybody else want to know any more about my life? My disability just sit here with my legs open and have my pap done live. How was that? How was it? What's it like to go in there and just spread them?

I had a baby.

I know.

It's like nothing.

My, the nurse practitioner I see, she is like a friend now

and I absolutely love her.

And I was actually, I was like laughing in there.

And I was, we were both, I was just like, oh my God,

here we go.

And then you put your legs up on the thing.

And then she's in there and I'm like, oh my God,

to my girl, like geez, it's hazard zone down there.

We were just like laughing.

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