Messy Friends

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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TW: 1st Call - Disordered eating and fatphobia Meghan and Melisa give advice on: Cutting off an emotionally abusive father Turning 21 but not wanting to drink Friend dating a racist Don't Blame Them: Losing Interest during sex and deconstructing fatphobia Buy our merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-me Follow Us! @meghanrienks www.instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa https://twitter.com/sheisnotmelissa @by.meghan.and.melisa https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Need Advice? www.dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: meghanpodcast@gmail.com … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI'll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING. Want to WATCH this episode as well? Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Join the Facebook Group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/dbmsecretgroup Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here we go.
0:07.0	Can you keep your little tiny tongue in your mouth?
0:15.0	Oh my god, you think my tongue is tiny?
0:17.0	That's so nice.
0:18.0	You're doing it.
0:19.0	You're making it like a little like.
0:22.0	Then you do have a long lizard tongue.
0:26.0	I have a really fucking long tongue.
0:28.0	I don't know why.
0:30.0	I mean, your whole body is just long.
0:33.0	I was just stretched.
0:35.0	See, this is in my lore.
0:37.0	God didn't make me a saltwater taffy made or maker made me to stretch me out.
0:43.0	Each little bit in peace.
0:46.0	I'm pretty long.
0:48.0	I'm trying to think about other parts of me.
0:50.0	Is there any part of me that's not long?
0:52.0	I don't have very long eyelashes.
0:54.0	That's about it.
0:55.0	I mean, I think my boobs are long, but I think like they could eventually they will get long.
1:02.0	You know, if I'm so lucky to be able to breastfeed, I think they'll extend downward.
1:08.0	Yeah, I've long fingers.
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