Hey folks, this is Kevin.

Coming up on today's episode, you'll hear Melanie Hamlet!

He stuck his finger up my butt and they went,

ah!

I mean, it's trying to get my mouth!

I was gonna spare you that detail, but I didn't fucking care anymore.

That and a lot more, but listen, before we dive in here, I just want to remind you.

The first season of Risk is no longer in our free podcast feed,

but those classic episodes aren't available in the album section of iTunes for just 99 cents each,

and they've had the ads, like this thing you're listening to right now,

removed. So you just go right to the stories. So don't forget,

look for the classic episodes of Risk in the Album section of iTunes today.

Now here's the show.

Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories. They never thought they'd dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allison and this is Yonko Nilevik, behind me now.

Call in today's episode Messy because these four stories that come from our New York

and Los Angeles live shows concern situations where folks made messes or at least found themselves

in a funky bunch of junk. In just a bit, we are going to hear from comedian Sean Donovan,

but before that, story from the lovely writer, performer Nuan Doe. She told this one at the

Risk live show in New York City that we do at the People's Improv Theatre once a month,

and we call it If It Kills Me.

Hi everybody. So about six years ago, I was living in the up and coming Long Island City with my

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