Welcome to the Total Soccer Show World Cup Daily, coming at you from our Los Angeles headquarters.

Argentina won, and they weren't understated.

Messy Does Dallas was a movie that was X-rated.

Erling Harlan's performance was also obscene as his brace dampen, the Senegalese dream.

We also had some world-class filth from Killian Mbupi,

who's making French fans very happy.

And Jordan were racy, but didn't meet the criteria.

They're out at the hands of Algeria.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, hi, Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, Ryan Bailey.

Your TSS resident poet bona fides remain established, And listeners, viewers should know that we've also added resident mechanic, I think, to the TSS list after Ryan fixed the rental car today. Nicely done, Ryan Bailey. Thank you. Very kind. I can't really take the credit, though. Our rental car did indeed stop working. We had to get a new battery for it but producer neil rathven the most useful ruffin that we know it's a little bar to be

fair he was he is useful yeah he very much had the tools and i know how to do that so uh gran ruffman

hello how are you how's a can we get your brother in here instead maybe i i was not 100% sure so producer neil did leave to go home

today i was not 100% sure that there wouldn't be a vote and you guys would vote to send me back

and to keep neil for the duration of the trip so thank you for keeping me on i'm not entirely sure

why well you thought nil went baron we've got something to reveal to you. Joke. Joe Larry, how are you? Oh, I'm great. Grame, I'm happy to use the pronunciation that Ryan used that we still have you here. Thank you. You are the roughfin for the total soccer show with respect to Neil, who was very helpful while he was here. We all know that Hapé rhymes with Mbpe.

Oh, of course.

We do now.

That's just how rhyming works, Joe.

That don't make the rules.

The thing is, Happy and Mbapi does actually rhyme.

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