Welcome back March the 22nd true with the show with true withers. I'm your host

true withers. Thank you for joining us. Uh, it is tears day as you may or may not have

known last week's tear went so well. Um, I can't imagine we have anything like that

to repeat. Scoob is in the house. Scoob, how are we feeling? I am, I'm feeling all right.

I, I, I made the, I made the conscious decision that maybe it's best if I join a cult.

Okay. I'm, talk to me. I'm listening. It'll provide the structure that I need. It'll

give me like just something to put my mind focus on really just really dedicate myself

to, um, I need a higher purpose to dedicate myself to. And I think a cult really set

me up for that. I don't hate it. Man, I feel the same way as like I'm cool. There's

something very clearly missing from my life. There's a giant hole. And I've tried filling

it with mostly drugs. Um, no dice, but maybe I haven't tried cult. I, I no longer want

to be the leader. I decided followers get to have the fun. So that is the, that's big

facts. Uh, I think I'm, I'm ready to sign up. I gotta, I gotta look it up me in Scientology.

I don't think Scientology. I don't think that's, I don't think that's a lot of, oh,

maybe that's what we do today. I was gonna say if you don't have any leads, maybe we

find you're a good cult today. And we look at the best cults. Right there. We've, uh,

cult research. Well, I mean, what, uh, give me three tenants of what you're looking for

in a cult, right? Like three, I need three non-negotiables for your cult. Uh, you gotta

put it further for the cult. You want to pop three non-negotiables so we can just, like,

we had to know where we, what we don't want. Uh, the commune, it's gotta be a commune

because cult commune, um, it's gotta have internet, gotta be internet based cult. Uh,

you can't be one of those off the grid cults. Uh, that's not going to get me anywhere.

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