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Hi, I'm Kirsten, and this is Mess Magnets.

That's right.

We are doing something a little bit different this week here on Mess Magnets.

Sasha is busy with company and all of the RHAP live stuff going on in San Fran.

So I am taking this opportunity to do something a little bit strange and ambitious and be your

solo guide through the Lily Allen and David Harbor relationship timeline today. Before we get into that,

I do just want to note a few things. There have been some kind of new pop culture news this week that we definitely could have done a regular episode of mess magnets about.

You know, Jonathan Bailey is this your sexiest man from People magazine, which if you are a long-term messenger, you will know that he won mess magnet sexiest man alive last year.

So we were ahead of the curve on that one.

And yeah, there's lots more Halloween mess, some swiftly mess.

But we will get back to our regular scheduled programming next week when I'm reunited with

Sasha.

So we are going to start going into the Lily Allen and David

Harbor at all. We briefly touched on the album West End Girl last week, but I said I wanted to do a deep

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