Merry Chrixmix!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
It's CHRIXMIX TIME! Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder share Christmas stories! The gang also talks Trump's NFTs and other Creepto news.
Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.6 | This episode is brought you by Liquid Ivy and Hello Fresh. |
| 0:15.8 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:20.2 | I'm Christopher Titus. And this is the Armageddon update. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:23.6 | Christmas 2020! |
| 0:25.6 | What an amazing year. |
| 0:27.6 | Economy growing like crazy gas prices dropping. |
| 0:29.6 | Corporate profits at a 50-year high, and inflation is slowly coming down. |
| 0:33.6 | And I gotta say after five years of nightmare, stupidity and inept leadership, |
| 0:39.5 | kind of leadership that makes the Afro-King crypto look competent, we're finally crossing a line. |
| 0:45.4 | Now we're back over the line. We crossed into evil when sweet potato Hitler took over. But |
| 0:49.3 | America got an early gift. The January 6th committee voted to recommend that Trump be tried for insurrection, |
| 0:59.0 | obstruction, conspiracy to defraud the United States and conspiracy to influence an election. |
| 1:07.0 | It was a present to all of us. |
| 1:10.0 | Just hope Merrick Garland doesn't try to return it |
| 1:12.8 | because we definitely kept the goddamn receipts. |
| 1:15.5 | Get it up! |
| 1:17.4 | Those receipts are the January 6th Committee's report. |
| 1:20.3 | The report was released this week, |
| 1:22.3 | and the summary alone was 154 pages. So Merry Christmas, good Americans, do you believe in the rule of law |
| 1:32.1 | and that people who try to turn this country into a dictatorship should be thrown in jail or |
| 1:38.7 | hanged? Where are you at, Merriga Galland? It's amazing. The economy's booming. |
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