Merry Christmas, you pin-pricked Vincent's. Welcome to the Blind Boy Podcast. Thank you for all the

wonderfully kind messages I've received this week. People asking me to take the day off because it's Christmas,

but it's a Wednesday and at this point, it would just feel strange if I missed a week. After seven years,

it would feel very strange missing a week.

So I wanted to to tug out. I can't say to tug out without laughing. I wanted to tog out.

I wanted to to tog out for Christmas. I don't know why that's so funny. Why is tog out so funny?

Tag out and tag off.

I once worked with a fellow who was a notorious liar.

And we'd to go work on a gig in fucking New York.

And he was very late at the airport.

Very late.

Like almost missed a flight late.

But when he came to the airport and we're all waiting with our bags.

Now as far as I'm concerned, at this point, we're missing the flight.

He's that late. We're missing the flight now.

But suddenly he arrives with a big red face, out of breath, and he says,

Sorry lads, I've just come from a threesome very good

excuse so we run to get to US fucking immigration and as we're running he's describing the

threesome but while describing the threesome he said the two women togged off beside the bed. They tugged

off beside the bed. And that's how I know he was lying about the threesome. I knew I was being

told a lie. Because he was underselling the threesome, he was underselling it. I almost missed

my flight to New York because last night I was in a hotel and I found myself

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