Hello, I'm Jules. Hello, I'm Sarah. And welcome, welcome to Jules and Sarah the podcast. Christmas special.

The Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, darling. Merry Christmas. And Portsloo crew, if you are listening to this

on the day, on the big day, the 25th, babes high, chink, chink, here's little bailey's, here's a boxfizz for you.

And wherever you are in the world, whatever your COVID restrictions, don't worry, we're here,

you don't need to leave the house to have fun. It's just Sarah and I messing about as per now.

We didn't really leave the house much before COVID.

So, you know, we really are proof that you can have it all by just staying in your own front room, actually.

And also, I just want to say as well, all tears welcome.

All tears welcome in the Portsloo crew on Jules and Sarah the podcast. Welcome. Hello. Come on in.

Happy Christmas. Now, this podcast is slightly different because Sarah and I, we had a little conversation,

you know, behind the velveteen curtain. Yes, a meeting. We had a meeting. Oh yeah, we did have a meeting actually. Some sort of conference

call. There was bad biscuits and milky tea. Yes, that's it. To look back on the figures from 2020.

We got the spreadsheet out. And Portsloo crew, a meeting for us was on voice notes. That's what this was. Listen, we've got a podcast. It's going out on Friday. What do you want to do? When you said, the thing is, this is a bit of a different podcast because Sarah and I are, I thought you were going to say drunk. No, we're both very much sober. No, I think. That seems to have been a terrible oversight. No, I am. Just to confirm. Oh, right. It's hard to tell sometimes. No, I think. That seems to have been a terrible oversight.

No, I am.

Just to confirm.

Oh, right.

It's hard to tell sometimes.

Yeah, I know.

Sometimes I do look half cut.

It's fair enough.

But we did, yeah, we, we, I think that's a bit of an oversight, actually, darling.

I think I'm amazed.

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