MERRY CHRISTMAS IT'S WEEK ONE

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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The first full week of the 2018 season is here, and that means it's time to talk about Defending Split National Champions UCF and Alabama, Spencer doing actual research to hate on Auburn's chances against Washington, Virginia Tech's 5 man defense, a list of extremely Texas names on Texas Tech, Boston College's most perfect dude, San Diego State beating Stanford because it's part of a narrative arc, Ryan insisting Notre Dame should never have scheduled Michigan again, and Jason reminding you that Kennesaw State's approach to turnover paraphernalia is the purest and best. (Also UAB was way better than Florida and Tennessee last year even though they were basically in the "toddler who just got out of the hospital after a scary illness" stage of college football program development.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:05.4	This is the internet's only college football podcast.
0:08.5	And finally, after many, many moons of sailing across the barren deserts, the void of the
0:15.7	offseason, we're here.
0:19.2	We already done had some football.
0:21.0	Like week zero, that's the Piddlin little present you get to open the night before Christmas.
0:26.9	Did you all do that?
0:27.9	Was that a thing in your house?
0:29.3	Say Ryan Nanny.
0:31.3	Yeah, it was for for my wife.
0:36.8	That is when they do stockings, which is confusing to me.
0:41.4	I enjoy that.
0:42.4	I know very intelligent people for whom this slightest difference in holiday rituals is baffling.
0:48.0	I'm including myself because that's not why it's baffling to me.
0:52.0	The whole point of stockings is that like that Santa is supposed to fill them, right?
0:57.4	So why would you do it the night before?
0:59.5	Because that's when the pre Santa arrives.
1:02.0	Like pre Santa.
1:04.0	That's when like the opening Santa comes through or like John the Baptist.
1:09.0	That's when the week zero Santa is week zero Santa.
1:13.2	We just blew him off.
1:14.2	We just blew him off the stage.
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