Merry Christmas And A Penis Morning To You
The Europeans | European news, politics and culture
Katy Lee and Dominic Kraemer
4.8 • 162 Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2022
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
*Content warning: This episode contains some colourful language and a discussion of what happens to letters to Sinterklaas*
It's our final episode of 2022! This week we're getting into the festive spirit with Berlin-based historian Kathrin Schwarz, creator of an entire series of Christmassy European podcasts. We're also talking about Belgium's Sinterklaas postal failure, and why a 1970s Eurovision hit has gone viral in Ukraine.
This episode was recorded live on Zoom in front of an audience of our supporters! Thank you so much to everyone who chips in so that we can keep making The Europeans. You can join us at patreon.com/europeanspodcast (many currencies are available). You can also help new listeners find the show by leaving us a review or giving us five stars on Spotify.
Kathrin's podcast, available in German, is called 'Have yourself a very European Christmas - Adventskalenderpodcast'. You can find all 24 episodes here on Spotify, as well as on Apple. You can also follow Kathrin on Twitter here or Instagram here, and find her latest work on witches in Brandenberg here.
This week's Isolation Inspiration: @balthazar_theblackmagus and 'Limbic' by Peter Scapello.
04:01 Good Week: Goeiemorgen, morgen
09:56 Bad Week: The great Sinterklaas postal failure
18:03 Kathrin Schwarz on Christmas in the EU
29:13 Isolation Inspiration: @balthazar_theblackmagus and 'Limbic' by Peter Scapello
31:11 Happy Ending: Fighting loneliness at the supermarket checkout
Thanks for listening! We'll be back in January.
Hosts: Dominic Kraemer and Katy Lee
Producers: Katy Lee, Wojciech Oleksiak and Katz Laszlo
Music: Jim Barne and Mariska Martina
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Kathrin's Recipe: Sardine sandwiches with Christmas cognac
Ingredients
200 ml béchamel sauce*
4 slices of toast
50 g grated Gruyère cheese
1 tin of sardines in olive oil (115 g)
1 teaspoon mustard
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1/4 teaspoon chopped thyme
salt
black pepper
*Melt butter, mix with flour, then steadily milk in at medium temperature
Preparation
Bring the béchamel sauce to boil in a small saucepan over medium heat.
Add the mustard, thyme, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Stir only briefly and remove from the heat. Place 2 slices of toast in a small ovenproof dish.
Spread half of the resulting mixture on the toast slices in a bowl, then arrange the drained sardines and half of the grated cheese on top.
Top with the remaining slices of toast and pour over the remaining béchamel sauce and grated cheese.
Place in the oven preheated to 220 °C and bake for 10-15 minutes until the surface is lightly browned and the cheese melts.
Tip
Before baking, place a lemon slice on each sandwich as a garnish or sprinkle with chives.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Christmas jingle. It is but once a year, Dominic. You happy to hear it? |
| 0:25.1 | I think it's a tragedy that we only get to hear it once a year. |
| 0:27.5 | Yeah. It's a work of art. |
| 0:29.6 | It is. Thank you, Jim, for our lovely Christmas jingle. |
| 0:32.1 | And welcome back to the Europeans, the weekly podcast about the world's second smallest continent. I call that from a list of |
| 0:39.1 | children's facts about Europe. Is it a good fact? That is quite a good fact. Yeah, why are you |
| 0:44.2 | reading children's facts about Europe? Haven't we graduated from that already? Yeah, we probably |
| 0:48.9 | should have done. I just found it on the internet. Thought it was a good fact. But also, is it the second |
| 0:53.4 | smallest in terms of |
| 0:54.6 | land mass, not population, surely? It didn't really go into detail. Once again, children's |
| 1:00.4 | website, Dominic. Another fact from this website, did you know that Europe is the producer of three |
| 1:05.3 | quarters of the world's potatoes? I did not know that, but it makes sense and it's a, yeah, |
| 1:10.4 | something I can feel proud about. |
| 1:12.1 | Stick around. You will learn a few things. How are you doing over there in Amsterdam, Dominic? |
| 1:16.1 | Good. I'm a little bit sick, as are you, I believe. Yeah, I'm going to edit out all of the sniffs and coughs. |
| 1:22.1 | So no one will know. There it is. But nice to be joined by you and Katz and Vojek and a lot of lovely Patreon supporters who are tuning in watching us record live. |
| 1:36.1 | Hello everybody. |
| 1:37.4 | Yes. |
| 1:38.0 | So exciting. |
| 1:39.5 | And a little bit terrifying. |
| 1:40.7 | Oh, they're waving. |
| 1:41.6 | If you're listening to this, not live, you can't hear them |
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