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The Commercial Break

Merrick Gerrick and His Chromatozoa

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

EP841: Seeking Sister Wives might be the single most entertaining show on TV! Merrick and his wife Danielle are the leader of the dumb parade with their semi-religious delusions about sex and sex related science. It's hard to explain...but Bryan and Tina will try. TCB Tunes: WSHIT Couple Counselor! Watch EP #841 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome back to WSHIT's Cupid's Corner.

0:08.7

It's 1137 p.m. on the studio clock, here on a chilly, rainy, Saturday, crab apple evening.

0:15.2

I'm your host, Barbara Balbanger, the fourth sister wife of Pastor Bill Balbanger.

0:20.4

I'm here along with my co-host, Crabapples number one, marriage and sex therapist, Dr. Judy Schlitzitz.

0:26.7

Every Saturday, we take listener questions, read your emails, and give advice on your relationship

0:32.5

concerns.

0:33.8

Let's review an email we just got here in the studio.

0:36.4

This listener is calling herself Chastity.

0:38.7

Chastity asks,

0:39.7

Dear Dr. Schlitz, I've been in a relationship, a serious relationship for the last four years with my boyfriend.

0:46.4

However, last week, I uncovered some concerning text messages on his phone

0:50.9

and discovered he was having coital relationships with both my mother and my grandfather.

0:56.6

Very concerning chastity.

0:58.7

And while I certainly have my own thoughts on this, let's turn to the expert.

1:03.3

Dr. Schlitzitz, any advice for chastity in what must be a very confusing and painful time for her.

1:11.2

You find yourself over in the corner crying because of a man don't love you anymore,

1:18.2

maybe because he's already got some love somewhere else.

1:22.4

And you just cried over a man with a thousands of fishes in the pool.

1:29.3

Well, you can find one that will just do everything you want to do.

1:34.3

But he ain't gonna cheat on you and give you all the things that you want.

1:40.3

You just gotta learn how to get some things for yourself.

1:43.3

Bye.

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