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Those Conspiracy Guys

Mermaids

Those Conspiracy Guys

Gordon Rochford

Comedy, True Crime, History

4.44.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2014

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

PATREON ONLY -On this episode we dive into the underwater world of the marinecryptid and it's mythic depictions throughout mankind's history.Tall tales of mermaids have been around as long as humans havefared the seas. Their classic description is that of alluring female torsos withwith the tail of a fish, skilled sirens who sometimes soothe wearyseamen, and other times lure them to Davy Jones' locker. A creature of the paranormal or a forgotten and undocumentedline of our biological evolution, we take a look from every angleat the mystical realm of the Mermaid. So man the decks, hoist the rigging, and pass the rum. ____________________This episode of the podcast is available here https://www.patreon.com/posts/s01e07-mermaids-27471811 only through an exclusive RSS feed from Patreon. If you want to support the show and get this and all other episodes ad-free, exclusive and early access content; access and updates on live chats and private social media like Instagram and Discord and a whole load of other stuff click here http://bit.ly/TCG-PatreonIf you want to follow TCG on social platforms including the Discord, watch video versions of the livestream podcast and documentaries; or even join in on live chats about current events; buy TCG merch or support the show on Patreon; all the links, info and instructions you can find by clicking this link http://www.linktr.ee/thoseconspiracyguys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Bluey Robinson here, now all you deserve devo teas will know there's nothing better than tucking into a tub full of Ben and Jerry's.

0:06.5

But what I didn't know until recently is that they've only gone and taken it to the next level and created an ice cream sundae experience in a tub.

0:13.8

They've got some of the chunky, as swirly as flavours, but the new sundaes range has an awesome whipped ice cream topping that's covered in gooey sauce and chocolatey chunks.

0:22.1

Mmm, I'm really loving the new Daucey Delicious Chocolate Cheesecake.

0:25.4

Mmm, mmm, oh man, you've got to try this.

0:28.4

Available now.

0:29.6

Hello and welcome, you're listening to those conspiracy guys, my name is Gordo and you were probably expecting an episode right about now.

0:35.7

Well, for these episodes in season one, I made some small changes, but you can still listen to all of these episodes on our Patreon page patreon.com slash those conspiracy guys.

0:46.4

Wait, wait, wait, don't go.

0:47.9

I just want to let you though.

0:49.2

I recorded all these episodes way back in the summer and autumn of 2014 and all the audio turned out to be, well, not so great.

0:55.3

And if you're coming back for a second, go double dip.

0:58.3

You probably know that already, but as the show gets more popular, it seems to be working out as like a bad first impression for people searching for the show or for these episodes topics online.

1:08.0

So, you know, the titles from the season one episodes are big hitters.

1:11.6

There's 9-11, JFK, Sandy Hook.

1:14.5

So it'll be terrible to lose potential fans from the audience for having shitty audio, you know what I mean?

1:20.0

Just not worse to tune into a podcast in 2019 and having it sounded like it was recorded up a robot's asshole.

1:26.5

So if you want to hear an episode of TCG, hit up on it later episodes, get to know us with a bit better audio.

1:33.2

And then you can head back to patreon.com slash those conspiracy guys to listen to the first few.

1:38.0

And your ears would probably be a lot more forgiven if you're already a fan of the show.

1:42.9

There's loads more on Patreon as well for the discern and TCG fan, including these episodes from season one,

1:47.6

the audio from the live chat's done every month, outtakes and bloopers from the episodes and

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