Mermaids (Ft Grace Jarvis)
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2021
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | SoundsPants Radio. |
| 0:01.6 | Australia's least coherent podcast network. |
| 0:06.7 | Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. |
| 0:09.8 | I'm Jackson Bailey. |
| 0:10.7 | I'm Cass and I'm Grace. |
| 0:12.7 | And today's topic is Mermaids, let's say. |
| 0:16.6 | Mermaids, let's say. |
| 0:17.8 | I don't know why that was painful to get out. |
| 0:19.5 | I didn't think of it before we started. Goodness. So when Jackson said, I'll introduce the topic as I think of it. I'll think of the topic as I introduced it. He wasn't kidding. I thought there was a list. No. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. That's a beautiful of you. That's such a compliment. No, that's so nice if you to come in here thinking that we would have... |
| 0:40.6 | Any kind of three points. that's beautiful of you. Somehow the very opposite. That's such a compliment. No, that's so nice of you to come in here thinking that we would have... |
| 0:40.6 | Any kind of free plan. |
| 0:43.1 | Like, oh, what are things we want to talk about? |
| 0:44.8 | No, what is the first word Jackson can think of? |
| 0:47.6 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:48.5 | And it was Mermaids. |
| 1:01.3 | It was Mermaids. I actually have some takes on mermaids. I'd love to hear them. Give them to me hot. |
| 1:07.4 | They don't have vaginas. Yes, that's true. Yes. I have a fussy, a fish pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:28.1 | Because I think, if you were a mermaid with a vagina, you get sand in it. Yeah, that's true. All the time. Yeah. And there's nothing worse than getting sand in a vagina. Yeah, I can imagine. Cass seems like she's thinking of things that are worse. You're like, oh. I'm just trying to think of times if I have actually managed to do that. And I think, what do you mean? Well, for the most part, I avoid it. |
| 1:44.8 | I think usually if I come home from a beach, I'm usually able to, like, get into a shower, flush myself out. Sure, sure. And it's not too much of a hassle, but you have had, because you're flushing it out. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were like, I've never had Santa by Jada. I was like, okay, well, that's amazing. |
| 1:44.8 | No, we've gotten had sand to my vagina. I was like, okay, well, that's amazing. |
| 1:48.2 | No, we've gotten scratch in the snatch before. |
| 1:53.5 | Every time I go to the beach, my sand is just, my vagina is full sand. |
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