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It is Thursday night. It is April 23rd, the year of our Lord. 2020. Still locked down, still coming to you, though. Really glad that you are with us. If you're watching live, go ahead and hit that thumbs up, get us over 50 so that we can trend and then set all kinds of new records like we did the other night. New viewership record, Colin tells me, last Sunday night, and we like to do that every week. So we're happy to have you here. We came on an hour early tonight. Your eyes are not deceiving you. We, like I said on Twitter earlier today, we are not the USFL. We do not fancy ourselves as being ready to take on the NFL quite yet. So NFL drafts tonight, we said, we'll go ahead and cede that to you. We'll get out of the way.

We'll get in here and get out early.

And so we've got a pack show for you. I got a lot to get to tonight. I've got some notes about the podcast. I put out a feeler for you last week, and you responded. And so I've got some more details for that. if you're listening on the podcast, we appreciate you joining us. And if you haven't explored the opportunity to download the podcast, do that.

There's a link in the show description. details for that. If you're listening on the podcast, we appreciate you joining us. And if you

haven't explored the opportunity to download the podcast, do that. There's a link in the show description below right now if you're watching on YouTube. Click there. And if you go there, give us one of those five-star reviews and a brief summary and description below. We really, really, really benefit from that. So here's where we're going tonight, what I'm going to do tonight. I'm going to start the show off by clearing up, and this is my fault, sort of a misnomer. It's not that I misspoke, it's that I didn't speak enough. Believe it or not, sometimes I do leave things out about what the qualification should be, according to us, here in the Four and No More Club. We don't believe in playoff expansion,

but yet I said some things, I think, that maybe misled some of you. And as you can see, in this very, very wordy email that Lee sent me or Ryan sent me, it's a good email. It's wordy, but there are a lot of good thoughts here. I think he's summed up a lot of the misconception. So I'm going to lead the show with that. And I'm also going to talk tonight a lot more about Ohio

State and what they're doing, which is now bordering historic proportions. I think literally as we

were sitting in here getting ready to come on the air, they landed another top 100 player.

I'm told they can't take all the top 100 kids.

The math just doesn't add up.

So there will be some left over for the rest of you. You may have to wait a little while, but there will be some left over. And I teased this the other night, Sunday night, I'm going to do it tonight. I got some ideas from you guys too. the Chicago Bulls documentary, if you watched parts one and two of the

eventual, I think it will be an eight-part series Sunday night, dirty words on ESPN. How about that?

Dirty language. Scotty Pippin, you didn't want to watch your summer, shame on you. But what I

thought is, in fantasy land, in hypothetical land, if we could have taken that same idea and followed a team

or a coach or a program for a certain era of time, what would you have liked to see and what

would you have called them? And we got some really, really good submissions. I have a sneaking

suspicion. I'm going to go way longer than I should on that

particular topic tonight. So let's get it started. And by the way, again, if you're watching,

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