Mercy for Sale: Inside Trump's Pardon Machine, with TrueAnon's Brace Belden
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
What do Darryl Strawberry, NBA YoungBoy and a plastic-surgery "slush fund" have in common? They're all beneficiaries of the president's cottage industry to sell access, buy freedom and redefine the meaning of crime. We explore an exclusive social network of dustbin characters, including a heavenly visit with Mel Gibson and Pete Rose.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. |
| 0:02.1 | I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:06.5 | I feel like after you die, you should be pardoned. |
| 0:11.1 | You know? |
| 0:11.8 | Like, after you... |
| 0:13.0 | Right after this ad. |
| 0:28.2 | In general, like what you do with your free time remains one of my favorite running subplots. |
| 0:30.4 | I like to go to places. |
| 0:32.4 | Well, okay, I think you were being here, by the way, Brace. |
| 0:33.1 | Oh, we're recording? Yeah, let's do it. |
| 0:34.5 | Yeah, yeah, why not? |
| 0:35.6 | On Instagram over the holidays, what were you doing? I was in Espania. You were? I was, yeah. At an ancient church. I went to a little midnight mass. Oh, man. You were doing what, you were drinking from the chalice of Catholicism. I was, except I'm assuming. No, I actually do have some experience with... You were passionate of the Christing. |
| 0:55.3 | Well, I have some experience with religion in the Philippines. God, that's a whole other fucking episode. But I've told you this, I've said this a million times. My number one goal is to get into heaven. I don't care about being nice to people. I don't care about not stealing from people. I don't care about hurting people. I want to go to heaven. |
| 1:09.3 | And I will figure out the best and easiest way to get there. |
| 1:13.1 | So I'm looking into, I'm talking about Zoroastrians. I'm talking about, I'm flirting with Sufism a little bit. Obviously, Catholicism, I understand that one seems like you can maybe buy it at some point. But I'm trying to figure out what some of you see the other ones like Baptist is. |
| 1:28.2 | What is that? |
| 1:28.7 | We don't know. |
| 1:29.4 | Or the snake ones. |
| 1:30.5 | Or even what is going on? |
| 1:31.9 | Because what if it's the Amish? And we don't know that. I have to go spend time with them. Smoke a little f***ing meth with those ones they let out out of the farm when they're 16. I would love to sell a 16 year old Amish boy meth |
| 1:41.8 | Get him tweaked |
| 1:43.4 | Not anything more than that |
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