Today, you and I, my friend, we're going to debunk, demystify, and simplify,

and simplify Mercury Retrograde, because it's so fun to read all the horror stories, to read all the drama

about Mercury RetroGrain that says, oh no, life's going to get so hard and delays and

frustrations and headaches. And I think life is all about how you look at things

and then how you interpret what happens to you,

how you react to the things that happen to you.

And I like to say, even though I've got a intense Scorpio moon,

I like to be as optimistic as I can

and being old and wise at my peak 36 years old,

having lived through many jails,

I can tell you, Mercury retrogrades,

I think they're good for us, I think they're healthy for us,

I like them.

Now that I am a professional astrologer

and I can really pay attention to them and really look at how they affect my life, I like them.

And yes, I say this as someone who has purchased an iPhone in the peak of a mercury retrograde, brought it home and it was broken.

The battery was a dud.

And I had to drive all the way back through the Charlotte, North Carolina traffic when I lived out there to go get a new one.

And, you know, while it was frustrating because, whoa, being without a phone is truly like feeling naked.

But I laughed and I actually took a deep breath, the whole drive back to the Verizon store.

I was like, this is kind of nice.

I mean, if I get in a car accident and I can't call someone, but I'm also on a major highway,

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