When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it. Maybe. I'm just talking about the news. We don't talk about the news here. No, just sex. There's got to be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Because we have that here. Oh, God, who is it? Me. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

In today's episode, Mercedes Javid and Ryan Bailey joined the show.

Ryan shares big news, but MJ shares even bigger news.

Plus, we talk about butt massages and eating naked in bed.

Mercedes, you crack me up.

Okay, so we were at this very nice hotel last night, a hotel bar, and in the restrooms,

I noticed on the counters, were real estate flyers for this really nice condo on West Nol.

What I didn't realize is that Mercedes pictures at the bottom of the flyers and that you are putting these in public bathroom.

In men's restaurants.

And women's and on the table.

And actually, when I looked at it, it was like, it looks like a really good value.

It really is.

Can we say the address?

Sure, of course.

So for anyone in Los Angeles looking for a condo, 837 North West Nol, it seems like a really

good value at 639, two-bedroom, two bath, 1118 square feet.

This would have been good for Shane, by the way.

Yes.

It was not on the market at the time? It's brand new on the market. It is an amazing value. By far, the best deal in West Hollywood, especially the location, location, location. Wow, we just got to see Mercedes real estate prowess. What are their homeowners dues? $600. Okay. That's not bad. What do you get for it? Earthquake insurance. They have a really nice pool in a spa and really nice outdoor barbecue for the common area. Is there an extra door for the ice? What about parking? Two side by side full size, extra wide parking spaces. Holy shit. Shelly. Shane, you got ripped off. I know. You should have bought this one. I'm going to put mine on the market. Shane was not in the... Maybe we should buy this too. Yeah. It seems like a really good value. There's... It is by far the best priced. How's the building? The outside of the building. It's a nice building.

It just got painted an eggshell like a Swiss mocha.

You know that nice off white color?

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