Mentorship Week

Roy's Job Fair

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4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The team focuses on paid mentoring programs that make a positive and lasting difference. Weighing in and NOW HIRING is the Executive Director of Friends of the Children–New York, a chapter of the nationwide organization dedicated to breaking the cycle of generational poverty through salaried, professional long-term mentoring. SCAM OF THE WEEK: A former mentor (and Roy's brother) shares the long-term emotional load (good & bad) most effective mentors carry. @Rod4Short talks about bodily fluids (consider this a warning), NYC Mayor Eric Adams continues to amuse, for the first time ever, new United States Army recruits could receive a bonus of up to $50,000, and in terms of physical exertion, which is worst, training for college football or unloading an ENTIRE UPS 18-WHEELER ALONE? The answer in WORST & FIRST.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show.
0:06.1	It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself,
0:13.0	TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully
0:19.5	obsess you in the same way that they
0:21.1	obsessed me the election economics earnings calls what are they talking about on these earnings calls
0:29.7	we're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and i know that I listed that fourth,
0:39.1	but in importance, it's probably second.
0:43.0	I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
0:46.5	but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:50.3	I mean, talk about innovative.
0:53.9	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
1:00.6	You're listening to Comedy Central.
1:03.7	Now hiring.
1:05.9	In an effort to increase enlistment.
1:12.3	The United States Army has increased their enlistment bonus
1:16.4	to $50,000 in an effort to compete with corporate America.
1:26.2	Huh.
1:27.4	So you can be an NCO. We're talking a non-commissioned officer coming with corporate America. Huh.
1:29.4	So you can be an NCO?
1:32.5	We're talking a non-commission officer coming in with 50 large?
1:39.2	The max enlistment bonus used to be 40,000 based on what job you chose in the Army.
1:42.5	And now they're up in the pot to 50K. Third, I would imagine somewhere in there you get to be a little NCO lieutenant, second lieutenant or something,
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