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Dad Meat

Mentally Challenger w/ John McKeever

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9856 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We are joined by our boy John McKeever for an evening of ripped farts, Beatles birth defects and morbidly obese body pillows. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Greetings to all the fucking UK bitch wives out there.

0:03.5

Welcome to hell, you fucking dumb sluts.

0:08.4

John McKeever, thanks for being with us, dude.

0:10.2

So good to have you.

0:11.0

I'm very excited to be here.

0:12.1

Dog, you had Mrs. Dalfire Twitter fucked up yesterday, man.

0:15.9

Yeah, man.

0:16.5

Hello.

0:18.0

Goodbye.

0:19.9

Yeah, I think every woman in England should kill herself.

0:22.9

But that's not my...

0:24.1

Dude, I think, okay, I have a theory what happened.

0:26.3

If you don't know what the fuck we're talking about,

0:28.0

I had a theory that Betty White fingered herself to death

0:30.8

and a 20,000 retarded women in England took that as me saying

0:34.9

that I strangled and fucked Betty White to death.

0:38.3

So they had a reading comprehension problem.

0:40.1

Maybe it was a translation issue.

0:42.3

And they all came, dude, they really came at me, man.

0:45.7

They were calling my kids ugly retards, which are very funny, finally.

0:49.2

Yeah.

0:51.9

But, uh, how do you get under your skin?

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