Mental Physical Therapy

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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0:00.0	The Philly Cheese Stack is back at McDonald's and it's still intensely cheesy.
0:04.0	Imagine the cheesiest thing ever. Now cover it in cheese. Add two beef patties, cheddar cheese sauce, crispy onions and even more cheese. The Philly Cheese Stack. Did we mention it's cheesy? Available until the 16th of March, 2026 from 11 a.m. Fees applied to delivery orders. Price and participation may vary, subject to availability. Let's fire it up.
0:21.4	Three, two, one.
0:22.8	What's going on, everybody?
0:24.0	Let me bring the mic close to my face, ladies and gentlemen, that positive. We're creeping up on 200. We're getting close. What are we? 190. 96. All right. And we got, we're planning in, in, in, uh, preparation for a special episode of 200.
0:39.4	We can't, at least can't say it.
0:41.2	Oh, big weekend on the pod, lots of news, lots.
0:43.8	And is there anything going on in the country?
0:45.6	Lots going on in the country.
0:47.0	Lots going on to talk about.
0:48.2	Super Bowl, a few things I was gone for a week.
0:50.4	I'm back in business, baby.
0:52.4	We're ready.
0:53.7	What kind of activities does the person taking,
0:58.3	like, I say I'm ready to go, you know? If you're like, the plane doesn't care if you're ready to go
1:03.1	or not, it's going. True. If you're like skydiving, they have to be like, are you ready?
1:08.6	Bungi jumping. Are you ready? Otherwise, we go on, brother Ladies and gentlemen, I'm on tour. Let's see, this weekend? Uh, yes. I am in Nashville, Tennessee this weekend. That show is almost sold out in Springfield, Missouri on Sunday. Louisville, Kentucky, that's not on Sunday. Louisville, Kentucky. That's going to be on Sunday. uhthaca, Redding, Glenside, PA in New York City. I'm going up to the, what do you call that area of the country?
1:33.7	The Northeast? Yeah, I'm going up there. Going up to your hometowns, brother. Go get them. Going up there. Those shows are almost sold out. And then I got the rescheduled Nashville show on 3-8. That's in March, baby. That shows
1:44.7	pretty much closest sold out. Three, 19, 20, and 21, Milwaukee, Jackson, Rockford, Illinois.
1:52.9	Then I'm going to Cedar Rapids, Columbia, Missouri, two shows in Fayetteville, Arkansas, Little Rock.
1:56.9	Three shows in Anaheim, California, Stockton california which everybody says is bad they say
2:04.1	stockton's bad they go why are you going to stockton i don't know i never been there for why do they think
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