Welcome back ladies and gentlemen.

So you may have heard, but last week, Texas passed its heartbeat bill,

banning abortions after six weeks.

In response, everyone's favorite representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,

took to CNN to defend the supposed right to kill an unborn baby.

Not the baby of a woman, of course, but rather of a menstruating person.

Let's watch and I will then offer her a counterpoint.

Well, I find Governor Abbott's comments disgusting, and I think there's twofold.

One, I don't know if he is familiar with a menstruating person's body.

In fact, I do know that he's not familiar with a woman with a female or a menstruating person's body.

Because if he did, he would know that you don't have six weeks.

Is that quote-unquote six weeks, and I'm sorry we have to break it down on,

you know, breakdown biology 101 on national television.

But in case no one has informed him before in his life,

six weeks pregnant means two weeks late for your period.

And two weeks late on your period for any person, any person with a menstrual cycle,

can happen if you're stressed, if you're diet changes,

or for really no reason at all.

I think we are all Anderson Cooper who's kind of just like,

not really sure what's going on here.

Why can't you say woman? Why can't you say women?

So of course, the internet exploded with this,

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