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🗓️ 28 November 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | Men, what's the most creepy thing a woman has ever done to you? Enrage, in the middle of the |
0:05.5 | argument, she took my fish out of the aquarium and threatened to step on it. I saved the little |
0:10.0 | guy. It was a beta, if you want to know. Takes anger out on small creatures. That right there, |
0:16.0 | my friend is a red flag. Cut off all of her pubic hair, put them in between layers of scotch tape, crammed them |
0:21.8 | in an envelope with a pair of her used panties, and put the envelope under my windshield wiper. |
0:26.4 | There was a note that read something like, I know we can't be together, but now you'll |
0:30.5 | always remember me. She was right. It's already been stated what she was trying to accomplish. |
0:35.3 | I just can't fathom as to why she came up with that. |
0:38.7 | Probably not as exciting as most here, but still super freaking weird. I was staying at my friend's |
0:43.7 | house, sleeping in his guest room, friend is at work, his girlfriend is at home. One thing about |
0:48.1 | this room is that it has a very heavy door that has to be held open by something super heavy |
0:52.8 | or else it slams shut. |
0:56.1 | Well, I sleep with the door closed. |
1:00.2 | I wake up in the morning, and as I do every morning, I laid there for a bit longer before actually getting out of bed. |
1:01.7 | Well, this time, all of a sudden, I see the door open, the light is still off, but the |
1:05.9 | hallway light being on means I can see if someone's standing in the doorway. I have my eyes kind of opened and I |
1:11.8 | can see that she's just standing there in the doorway, staring at me. I didn't move. I wanted to see |
1:16.5 | what the hell would happen because this was thoroughly freaking me out. She just stood there for |
1:21.1 | at least ten minutes, didn't look away, didn't walk around the room. I was laying at a weird |
1:25.2 | angle where I could see her perfectly. She could see me, |
1:28.1 | but she couldn't see that my eyes were half open. I thought she may have been in there to grab |
1:32.4 | something because there's a bunch of stuff in the closet, clothes and such. Nope. Ten minutes I waited of her |
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