Gentlemen, what's the biggest?

I'm a princess.

Red flag.

I don't like cheap stuff, is always a dead giveaway.

Also, mothers and sometimes fathers depending on things.

If your girl is BFFs with her mom, she'll end up like her in 20 years.

It's like a freaking time capsule sometimes.

My bro's wife is like this.

The worst sign is when she's BFFs with her crazy witch mother, but only when they're apart.

If they can't stand each other and argue all the time when they're together, but talk on the phone

constantly when they're apart, run, mother fricker.

This B word is crazy.

Oh, you can take it.

You're a guy. My best friend's ex would literally

shove him around without even warning him to vent her unrelated bad mood, would be annoyed with

his protests because she was significantly smaller than him and men can take it. Didn't change the

fact that shoving someone into a wall or a chair, literally, just because you feel like

it, is as straightforward abusive as you can get, the entitlement of it all.

Lack of awareness of the plight of the proletariat and the subjugation of archaic feudal hierarchies,

come and see the violence inherent in the system! And now, a flag I had never even considered

or encountered, and that is apparently

a very common one. I'm a woman, but I've noticed women who are obsessed with Marilyn Monroe

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