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I'm Ian Dark and you're listening to Men in Blazers sub-optimal radio on the Grandland Network.

Oh, it's incredible! You cannot write a script like this!

From the Embassy Rose Studios in the crap, Potter Soho. It's the Men in Blazers podcast, Roger.

Happy Hanukkah Day, though.

Happy Hanukkah. Happy Thanksgiving, Intrafalga Square, by the way, because I just got back from the UK.

London. Huge menorah. Right there in the middle of Trafalgar Square.

Someone must have erected it to promote antisemitism in England.

Well, it's interesting you say that because it's right next to our country.

So in the shadow of Nelson's column, Kendall Nelson, great British naval hero.

Did he die for this as a menorah? Yeah.

And next to it, as though a giant FU, a double-fisted wanker sign,

is Lakok Sportief, a French blue cock.

COQ. Right next to the menorah.

Intrafalga Square. Intrafalga Square.

Where the cannons around the can I?

The lions around Lord Nelson.

I'm made out of melted, Admiral Lord Nelson.

French siege guns, I believe.

And that's how I run the kit. So we've got the French taking over our national places.

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