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From the Embassy Row Studios in the Crap, Potter Soho, it's the Men in Blazers podcast, Roger.

Oh, David. Winters here. Winter is here. It was snowing this morning.

The eggs are out all over the city. No, the eggs should not be out. It is wet today.

I had to lecture my daughters. You don't wear your eggs in the rain, right?

Would you let them wear eggs in the first place?

I've flicked. I have no control over their footwear.

I tell you, the world is divided into sweater-loving people.

Yeah. And summer-loving people who love the short-sleeved type-fitting

t-shirt. I love the sweaters. But the eggs are almost meeting me dying for spring.

I'm much prefer summer, but I don't like tight-fitting t-shirts.

So, I must go into some third category. I'm a winter person, David. You're a winter person.

Oh, God, I'm a spring, summer, fall person, golf weather.

You can't play golf in New York City and winter, Roger.

I love chestnuts on the fire.

Oh, it's a lot of white talking away on the television.

Chestnuts are overrated.

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