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From the Embassy Road studios, in the crack, I'm not so hot, Roger. It's the Men in Blazers podcast.

Oh, it's good to have your back safe and sound, David. God from the North, the North,

Roger. A Vingland of England. You know how when people go on holiday, you normally say,

you look tan, you look well. Somehow going to the North of England, you look pasty. I actually

look a little bit of a tan. I'm one of the first people ever to get a tan in, uh, near Blackpool.

I think it might have been cold dust. Just glowing across the atmosphere. How was it?

I love it. I'm in my neck in the woods. Where are you there? You rarely tread, David. You rarely tread.

Number one, the sky is closer to the ground. Very often the sky is right on the ground.

Even when it's blue and there are no, on the very rare occasion that you can see through the

cloud and see blue sky, the blue is closer to the ground up north. But you'd prepared me for a world

of anti-monochist Republicans, socialists, um, and golf ball naked. People who hated

any form of patriotism, people who hated people from the south. Too much.

Apart from a dad, you're pretty well nailed this. I also prepared you for having your golf balls

nicked. And I must say people were so friendly, could not have been friendlier,

could not have been more accommodating to a bunch of southerners, as, uh, me and my friends are.

Um, we saw pictures of the Queen everywhere where we went, Roger. People love the Queen.

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