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I'm Ian Dark and you're listening to Men in Blazers sub-optimal radio on the Grandland Network.

Oh, it's incredible! You cannot write a script like this!

From Bob Lee's Panic Room in the Crap, part of ESPN's massive studio complex, Rodge, in the Crap part

of her name is Rio and the Crap part, Crap End, really, of Copacabana Beach, which I believe is the Crap Beach in Rio.

It's a Copacabana! It's a Copacabana special!

It is, David. We should before we begin. This is 24 hours after the debacle.

We haven't left this room. In Manauas. We're recording this with ties around heads.

Shirtsleeves ripped off, rent, torn, yesterday's underwear. On each other's heads, each other's undies.

We're in a lot of pain. We know a lot of you from your tweets, from your emails, from your Ravens, from your Tukens are in.

A lot of confused pain. And we'll get to it. We'll get to it. I just say, up from...

We love football, David, and I don't... Yeah, as I said yesterday, I love football more than I love love.

I don't. But...

I do, I love love more than football. But... They're right there, right there, can they? They're right up there, that's close.

But we like football. I put it in the eye. I like football. But I speak for Boop-A-Vice. We like football because it enables us to feel free.

We're feeling as you meant to feel in real life. But we're long-num too. Right?

The grief is the price you pay for love, Roger. Yeah, love, hope, confidence, world domination, searing pain and consciousness, near death, love again, despair, self hatred and need of a good, dry, cleaner.

We felt them all last night, David. Yeah. Yeah, still feeling them today. And we are alive. We are alive. We've learnt.

We learnt. We learnt. We learnt. We learnt. We learnt. We learnt. We learnt.

We learnt. We learnt. We learnt. It feels like we were dreaming last night. But I still go back to this.

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