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I'm Ian Dark and you're listening to Men in Blazers sub-optimal radio on the Grandland Network.

Oh, it's incredible! You cannot write a script like this!

From the Embassy Ro studios in the Crap, Pada Soho, it's the Men in Blazers podcast roach.

Oh, we're back! We are back because let's face it, there was absolutely no reason to do a podcast last week.

38-30 to the season, Don, I can see they reduced the one once, that frankly freaks us out, we don't like it.

And so there was no reason, but we should say congratulations, Roch, to all Man City GFO piece.

Oh, that's the same Manchester, Mazel Tov.

Yes, congratulations, you won the league, several of you, many of you, celebrated with us at our pub takeover at Slanchion the Barriery last week.

That was a fantastic event. Even though it was a slight, um, flaccid ending to the Premier League season, Roch, after such an incredible year, but still amazing job Manchester City, you deserve the title.

Indeed, you do.

Okay, Roch. Yesterday we drove up to Bristol, Connecticut, it was our road trip.

Many people making fun of us on Twitter calling only to Englishman could call a 100 mile trip, a road trip.

For most Americans, that's dropping the kids off at school. For us, that was a massive road trip. Like driving up North Roch, you could drive to Leicester to Birmingham, to places where the sky is closer to the ground driving that far.

Here in my village Liverpool, there's many people, many better, the majority have never driven that far or worn that far or accompanied the donkey on a little path.

A hundred miles outside of the city walls. It was far and those people at Moctus, they should try dropping little bread crumbs all the way a hundred miles, so we knew which way to get back.

I will say thanks to all of you who Moctus over our live Twitter feed, that our photos on our car trip, we either, hopefully you seem to think that we look like a remake of Thalmer and Louise.

David, they were attractive women when they made that. They were David, and I must say they will let us down because he didn't drive us over a cliff as many of you heard this tape.

And the other half of you reassuringly, I think you suggested we look like a remake in amateur dramatic remake of Rema.

Thanks very much for the compliment, assuming you thought I was Tom Cruise in that scenario.

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