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I'm Ian Dark and you're listening to Men in Blazers sub-Optimal Radio on the Grandland Network.

Oh, it's incredible! You cannot write a script like this!

From the Embassy Ro studios in the Crap, part of Soho, Rodge, some Men in Blazers podcast.

Beautiful day! It is! Spring is in the air! Can you feel it?

It's about 32 degrees, but lovely light.

You know why Dave and I like it? It's coming through the blind shiny on your face. It's cut by Ravens.

Dave, who's birthday week? It was, it was my birthday week.

It turned 100 and 4. I've got to feel like serenading you. You look fabulous.

Thank you. All that work you've done. It's my boob job.

I didn't want to mention that. I'd never know when someone's had one on it.

Jenny McCarthy sent me to her guy. Fat woman if you're asking if she's pregnant.

It's better never to ask, but they do look great. To be candid, neither of us is a big lover or a birthday.

We don't love what we're doing. Lord, we really love people who love their birthdays.

Interesting, but I did ask you on the serious show for some birthday wisdom.

A conversation which soon degenerated into a conversation about what piece of music best captured

what America sounded to us like in the 80s. You chose to have more children.

I know, not my advice. That was you.

The illegitimate, legitimate, borrow them, steal them, however, just have children.

You were too much, the outfield. That great band.

We were talking about what does America sound like? The outfield, a band from England

who were here in 1986, 1987. The most American sounding music I've ever heard.

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