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From the Men in Blazers studios in the crap part of Bedford, New York and the crap part of West Hollywood, California, it's the Men in Blazers podcast roger.

We back like a pair of gibbonies. How are you doing, David? You know, we've been doing this podcast remotely for so long.

And for the first time I've realised that in our separate home studios, separated by 3,000 miles between Bedford, New York and West Hollywood, California, we have ourselves painted exactly the same colour.

We're like nuns. We watch a lot of football, David.

And I want to talk about the meltdown at US Soccer Up Top. But before we do, I've got to congratulate you've just moved into a new apartment.

Yep, I've moved to Chelsea, New York, nothing to do with my fandom of Chelsea Football Club. But I've never lived in Chelsea before.

But I did see just down the block, the Chelsea Square Tavan or whatever it's called, the official Chelsea bar in New York City.

I went with my son George to go and watch Chelsea get all excited to go and see a Chelsea game.

They hadn't purchased the peacock, Roger. They hadn't purchased the peacock. So we couldn't watch this for a cock.

Yeah, so we sat there at our little booth and we watched on a little phone, the game in which Mikalo Mudrick made his debut.

This was a week and a half ago. And who looks, by the way, like a grown-up version of my own son, hence prompting my son to ask for a neck tattoo every single day.

It's a bit embarrassing that your son hasn't got a neck tattoo.

Yet.

Yet is the key with.

I mean, they start with Snapchat and then they get Twitter. And then they get a neck tattoo.

Yeah, it's coming past the age of 11 to another neck tattoo is a bit, it's a bit strict parenting.

But it's all part of Todd Burley's cunning plan to double revenue. He's like, imagine Chelsea bars around the world.

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