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My English is not good enough to put that inwards. That's Jurg and Clop expressing his elation that we are winter breaking in the Premier League.

It's Raunch, it's Friday, and we've made it to the end of another week.

And the S-Yurken Club is excited about the winter break. It's a weird winter break. Good news. The

Premier League is still returning to our loving arms, kind of. This is the Clopadored winter break, half the teams play a diminished

schedule this weekend, the other half the next, a partial slate quasi-reality reality kind of akin to a griffin or a minator

rip from Greek mythology probably actually when I think about it more akin to the

alkolost that creature from Russian folklore, the one with the head of a woman

and the body of a bird, who was said to make beautiful sounds that could make anyone

who hears them forget all they know and not want

anything more ever again essentially makes them sound like Everton fans

League leaders Liverpool will be dormant which will piss off Reds fans and lovers of

illiteration in equal measure Arsenal fans are you probably grateful right now for

a weekend off and as someone, honestly, I've always said if I was walking past the field

and happened to be three cast horses in that field and suddenly as I walked past, one of them

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