Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Piando Ferries, there is another way.

If you're planning a picnic,

most everybody knows your biggest enemy is going to be ants,

those dreaded six-legged creepy crawlers that seem capable of lifting an entire pickup truck over their heads and walking away with it.

If the pickup truck was their heads and walking away with it.

If the pickup truck was edible, that is.

I don't think they have much need for a four-wheel drive vehicle.

Now replace your picnic pest with, instead of an insect, a sa a saucequatch. That is apparently what happened to one

family for realsees. He can hear the entire story in this week's Mind of Marler at mind of Marler.com.

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Stories and content in Weird Darkness can be disturbing for some listeners and is intended for

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Depending on whom you ask, the men in black, or MIB, are either another nutty UFO conspiracy or they're

part of a secret government agency designed to prevent the public from learning more about

UFOs. The Men in black always appear unannounced are usually clad in black business suits

and warn people to give up their research into UFOs or face dire consequences.

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