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What's going on, everybody? Quick disclaimer up top here.

Prior to editing this episode, a couple individuals raided my workspace.

They were sporting black suits and sunglasses for whatever reason. Prior to editing this episode, a couple individuals raided my workspace.

They were sporting black suits and sunglasses for whatever reason.

Anyways, they proceeded to confiscate our audio cards saying that it had something to do with giving proof of alien life form or something like that.

But luckily, there are clearly a couple rookies because first off, they forgot

to neuralize me. And secondly, they forgot that this is also a video podcast, which means that we

have video audio as well on that card, albeit kind of crappy. Needless to say, I have

exhaustively enhanced, edited, mixed, et cetera,

the crappy audio from the video file in order to make this, for the most part, a very pleasurable

listening experience. That being said, there will be particular moments in this episode that you

will clearly notice that it was camera audio.

Overall, though, I think you'll have a great time enjoying men in black alien attack.

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