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Hello and welcome to this Memorial Day.

Happy Memorial Day or a somber Memorial Day, as I really should say, that was a knee-jerk reaction because I assume that most of you are shopping for sheets and towels today, snapping up those bargains for a holiday you don't even acknowledge and shame on you.

And bringing in my favorite person to shame the anti-patriots, it's Jimmy Phila.

Thank you.

Because everybody knows the correct way to acknowledge this holiday is to drink until the cops come and tell you to turn down the George Michael's songs in your backyard and we can make these jokes why because we have a

great reverence for the people who put on these uniforms absolutely uh we are oddly enough most people think

our friendship is predicated on you know a mutual preference for a specific strand of methamphetamine,

but it's not true. People assume that's like what Drew is to each other.

No, you like the Mississippi meth. I prefer the Oregon meth. It's actually much stronger.

Well, it's the gluten thing, the celiac thing and the Oregon meth. If that's the route, you're going,

you're going to have the Oregon meth.

They don't cut the good meth with flour, Jim.

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