I'm making a robot head with an Amazon box.

I've painted it silver and Daddy help me make it.

At Amazon, we're actually using paper bags for more of our deliveries.

And now I'm making a paper hot air balloon

and I even made a little brown basket

and I'm making a dog that looks just like Monty.

Just one of the ways we've reduced the weight of our packaging by more than 40% since 2015,

which is still good for playtime.

Mom, where's the scissors?

To learn more, visit aboutamason.com, everybody.

That's what I'm declaring today.

You have diarrhea?

Is that a, is that a, no.

Don't you always?

I don't know.

No, no, I like to alternate my days of diarrhea and off days, you know, hitting the fiber hard.

No, I, uh, my dog has diarrhea and got up four times last night in order to go out to

the bathroom.

One time pooping right on the floor in the bedroom behind me.

And now I had the fun game of trying to figure out which spots on the comforter are,

uh, leakage, child leakage, Oreo spots.

It's called you wash everything.

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