Amazon offers employees up to £8,000 for education and training, like Juliet.

She's now a trained technician. And to her, the sound of machinery in need of repair,

reminds her of how far she's come. In two years, she's landed her dream job, providing her with valuable skills.

That's up to £8,000 for education and training at Amazon. Eligibility conditions apply. Yeah, yeah, meme boars back after a couple weeks layoff, although John still not here celebrating 10 years of being happily married. That's the odermat promise. That's the promise you make when you marry an odor mat. 10 years minimum or your money back. But fortunately, I'm here with a buddy, a fellow podcaster with KillPod, and also Libertarian Podcast Review,

the worst name in libertarian podcasting, Tyler Yonkin.

Yes.

By the way, I've been married.

I'm on my second marriage.

It would be my last.

And I have 10 years under two belts.

Damn. Wow. That's impressive. That's like when you do karate, when you get like the black belt,

when you keep putting the red notches on it. I don't know if you were ever a martial artist,

but trust me, that's out. I watched karate kids. So yeah, I'm done. Oh, you know all about it.

Or it's like, well, you were a cyclist. You still cycle, right? I still do, yeah, yeah. But you have both testicles.

Yeah, that's why I was never as good as Lance, I guess.

I don't know.

It's terrible.

You have to wonder, like the synthetic testicle, if you're cycling, right, high speed, high

competitiveness, forget about the blood doping, forget about the drugs in the system. Your balls are crunching against each other up and down at a high rate of speed.

I got to think having one ball that's synthetic just slip, sliding around, and there's got to be an advantage on some level.

Look, I could break this down.

When I was in, first, you know, in college, I had my girlfriend's mom sending me articles about, you know, cycling, about being

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