I wonder if they've murdered someone or have ever thought about murdering someone.

I've said it before.

I am a Maxinista.

I get up to the priest and I'm like ready to receive my body of Christ.

And I thought it was going to be like a nice piece of white breath.

Do you not understand that I'm straight.

And for me to be in a relationship, that means that I would have to be dating a man.

Adam just goes, I wish I had a boyfriend, and Colby goes, I'm your girlfriend.

You have something better.

Colby and I are actually in a domestic partnership.

You have a living girlfriend. I really do. It's actually the best thing ever. He doesn't go to sleep with a mess. He doesn't wake up to a mess. Colby's actually so clean. Like it's a really, like the second I do anything, like Colby is behind me like mopping up a surface. It stresses me out. I lived in a household like that like with my mom. My mom would like clean up after me all the time, which I thought would scar, like, not scar me, but like affect me as an adult. Like I wouldn't clean up after myself. And yet I do. And it's good. So I don't know. Nature versus nurture, like. It's just like a night and day with my old situation because obviously I was with two straight

men for seven years and they were disasters and I was the one who was like following them

around like a puppy dog like cleaning up after them nonstop.

And now Colby is just like she she would be in a different room and I'll like put something

on the counter.

It'll be gone.

Kobe appears out of thin. It'll be gone.

Kobe appears out of thin air and it's gone.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yes, we have quite the, quite the good system. So you live in a sparkling, clean household.

It's literally stunning.

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