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This was all circulating around the base that a giant had been killed,

but no one was supposed to talk about it.

I saw three long, boeing fingers,

reach up underneath the door, hurl up to grab it, and then disappear.

When he came over to me, dude, he slithered over to me.

And this giant comes out of the cave and they're all frozen.

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